Author Archives: Jay Pea

About Jay Pea

I was born in Kentucky in 1809 and served as US President from 1860 to 1865 and have a strange fondness for stovepipe hats. I'm married with no children (yet), enjoy reading, sports, my wonderful x-box 360, and pretending that I understand what's going on most of the time.

I. Pea Freely

Posted on June 21, 2010 by Jay Pea

Having gone back through all of the blog posts BNFree has produced so far, I realized something: we have yet to have a blog about Freethought. Since BNFree (think Bein’ Free) stands for Bloomington/Normal Freethinkers (not Pee Drinkers, FREE THINKERS, … Continue reading →

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What the Hell?

Posted on May 17, 2010 by Jay Pea

Are you an atheist? You’re going to hell. Are you a homosexual? Guess what, you’re going to hell, too. Wrong religion? Hell. Believe in God, but not Jesus? Hell. Bicycle repair man? Hell. Well, I guess not that last one, … Continue reading →

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BIFFism

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Jay Pea

Last week I had a revelation. I was in a gas station bathroom projectile vomiting from eating a green hotdog “cooked” in the very same gas station (I was hungry and I will eat just about anything, though I won’t … Continue reading →

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Getting Fitted for My Straitjacket

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Jay Pea

Well, it’s official. I’ve been indefinitely suspended from religious belief. You show up to church drunk one time and accidentally vomit into the sacramental wine and yell at everyone that you are going to steal the little wafers and test … Continue reading →

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A theist And A gnostic Walk Into A Bar…

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Jay Pea

This is the second version of this blog entry that I have gone through. Second title, too. The first version sounded (to me at least) more like a college English essay rather than a blog post. There is nothing wrong … Continue reading →

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